Category Archives: Life

Your best work

How did you come up with that? When did you decide to do that? How long did it take you to get it right?

It’s hard to say. It just kind of happened.

You can’t seek it, really.

Put in the time, and when you’re least expecting it, not expecting it at all, it happens.

How to go on vacation

Do these three things:

  1. Ask: What would my world (work, home, other affairs) look like if there were in a stable and pretty darn good state?
  2. Work backwards from there to make a plan prior to departure.
  3. Stick to the plan (adding no other things).

Now, go.

TV

When’s the last time you spent a whole day without watching TV?

No news. No Netflix. No DVR.

Yeah, you can essentially watch TV on your phone.

But still, a day where the TV never gets turned on is definitely worth the effort, especially when it requires some.

Website, email, flyer building 101

Figure out:

  1. Who’s looking.
  2. Why they’re there.
  3. What you want them to do (one thing).

Anything that’s not 100% aligned with these three things should not make the cut.

Oh, and their job, as the viewer, should be clear immediately (and from 10 feet away).

This approach is much easier than trying to declutter and organize after dumping all the things that “should” be there.

Facebook Announcement?

So Zuck is donating 99% of his Facebook shares to charity.

They’re currently worth $45 billion, so $450 million is his daughter’s to keep.

Question one: wouldn’t you do the same?

Question two: how do you share that honorable, inspiring news without dropping the most annoying humble brag of all time?

Cyber Monday (in hindsight)

It didn’t take long.

Pretty soon, I realized how much I’d be on the road. And how getting a nice piece of luggage would be a good investment.

It was.

My top-of-the-line carry-on bag was terrific. Simply, it:

  • Was rock solid.
  • Made my life better.

But if I could do it all over again, I would do Cyber Monday 2009 differently.

That Monday, I got the matching top-of-the-line computer bag. It made as much sense as buying a designer purse.

Zero value added to my life.

Had it been around (it wasn’t) and had I known (I didn’t), I would have gotten an S-Series Vitamix, instead.

  • Rock solid.
  • Would have made my life better.

Client pays for the inputs (endless Vega protein packets). And, I get smooth, creamy, delicious drinks for breakfast, post workout, and whenever.

Today, my $350 computer bag gathers dust in the closet.

But how was I supposed to know?

I thought I WAS investing in my wellness; the damn computer bag had wheels!

[FYI: S-Series Vitamix machines from Vitamix.com (CAN) are shipped free and bear a holiday gift (for a limited time) with the Life is NOYOKE affiliate code 06-007938. And yes, you can bring them through TSA.]

Out of office

I’ll be out of the office until Monday after Thanksgiving.

Like, for real, though.

I’m going to MN to be with family, and they hate it when I’m on my phone during family time.

As do I.

(Well, I actually like being on my phone around family. It’s enjoyable. But I hate myself for it, so am going to try really hard to stay away while on PTO.)

As such, here are some answers to questions you may have for me (based on ones I’ve been receiving lately and ones I get this time of year).

  • Eat it all because of this.
  • This one is on sale through Cyber Monday, is a great deal, and does all the things well.
  • Otherwise, go with the latest and greatest (not on sale, but won’t be for at least 12 months, and is awesome).
  • Nah, I’m probably staying in.
  • I don’t (because of this), but don’t worry about me. I’ll find something to eat.
  • Okay, fine, I’ll meet for one drink.

Hugs,
Lenny

Gratitude

Gratitude is becoming a buzzword.

But it’s okay.

Its meaning transcends all bullshit and IS the answer to all your problems.

Be grateful.

Amen.