I’m out of the office..

Scratch.

I’ll be out of the office from July 3 until July 15.

In case of emergency…

Scratch.

I will have limited access to email.

Scratch.

I will be checking email, but won’t respond unless it’s a real emergency.

Scratch.

In case of an emergency, please contact my assistant.

Aw, fuck it. 

Who am I kidding with this out of office crap anyway? You just saw the subject line and read no further. You know the deal.

Ugh. 

For real though. I’m trying to go off the grid. Figure it out.

Nope.

I’m not doing email for one week. I’m going to return energized and motivated. You should give it a try. Love, Lenny

Okay, that will do.