Right now in my dirty clothes pile:

• Door stickers saying “Sorry, no dogs” and the parallels to the civil rights movement.
• People in positions of relative power when you’re situationally powerless.
• Websites that force you to watch video ads thereby valuing your time at CPM divided by 1,000.
• This year’s unrelenting winter.
• Bleach.
• Bravo, the television network.

Once I get these things clean, I’ll wear ’em out in public.

Nobody likes a guy who wears dirty clothes.