There’s a new drug out there.  Taking it will result in your salary increasing 8-10x.  Your salary becomes guaranteed for 8-10 years.  And, it makes your job 8-10x more fun.

There are some minor side effects.  But they’re negligible.  And, there’s a 1% chance your employer finds out you’re taking the drug.  If he does, you’ll be asked to take an unpaid vacation for 8-10 months.  Your guaranteed salary stays guaranteed, though.

If you would like a sample, you can contact Ryan Braun.  If he’s unavailable, you can try calling the YouWouldHaveDoneTheSameThingIfGivenTheOpportunity Clinic in Miami.  Or, as they’re also known, The 8-10 Clinic.