Thank you for recommending Pepsi to me. While it dehydrates me, makes my hungry and erodes my insides, I love the way I feel when I drink it. Beautiful, rich and famous. Just like you.
All the best,
Women of Amurica,
P.S. Can you recommend a treatment for heartburn?
Dear Larry the Cable Guy,
Thank you for recommending Prilosec. All my family and friends can continue to enjoy a steady diet of highly acidic foods while our bodies warning system (heart burn) is put on mute.
P.S. Any recommendations for a brand of insulin?