When has “I’ll hold it” ever been a good idea?

  • Road trips: Next exit 30 miles?!
  • Massages: Starting five minutes later would have been so much better than 100% of my session being ruined by an overwhelming need to pee.
  • Airplanes: Once you aren’t allowed to get up, it’s 45 minutes until you’re able to get to a bathroom, all things considered.
  • At work: Why does he look so uncomfortable and fidgety during this important meeting?

I may be 28 years late on this.

But once it came to me, I thought I should let it out.

Why hold it?