The Round of 64

You can criticize sports all you want.

They’re boring. They’re meaningless. The athletes are overpaid.

But today?

Turn on some hoops and you won’t see any of that.

Today you’ll see drama.

Real stories, real tragedy, real triumph.

It’s a reality show that’s actually real.

Tune in.

And, enjoy the ride.

(Nobody is getting anything done today anyway.)